Hi, I’m Megan.

I love all things pink and sparkly and I am quite an accomplished smart ass. Also, I have been crafty from the womb – I sew, cross stitch, embroider, knit, and bead.

When I was in college studying theatre, I had a monologue from a Mamet play with a very choice line that my roommate always said should be stitched onto a cushion. So I did. And then I was hooked. I have been designing and stitching snarky cross stitch ever since.

My shop, opened in 2007, saw a variety of handmade products over the first couple of years, but found it’s calling when I listed my first snarky cross stitch pattern in 2009 (for the record, it was “Gangster”).

Since then, I have been creating cross stitch patterns with attitude for over a decade! I love to use pop culture references, tidy little quotations, and large amounts of general sass in my designs.

You can browse my current catalog here.